useless entry! auugh!
evil scanner doth not worky! I have many things for it to eat but it just sits there... like a moron in a puddle of its own icky computer drool. It sits there and goes "duuuuuhhhhhh..... whaa?" as I furiously push the scan button. Does it not understand I am a classically conditioned creaure?! I am used to push button, get reward. In this case I get a happy chirping sound and then the thrum of a working scanner. But no, the happy chirp is not follwed by my rewarding thrum. I am confused! This does not compute! Push button, get scan! Why did you change it, you bastard?! What now do I have to do? Stand on head, pull invis